Saturday, May 29, 2010

Thought for the day....

Or night since I am at work...

I am sitting here in triage, reading a people magazine that my awesome co-worker Mary let me read. There are lots of interesting articles in it...but what amazed me the most is as I was coming towards the end of the magazine... there were Celebrity Birthdays...

It reads...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
CLINT EASTWOOD,80
May 31, 1930

1930!!!! WHAT! Dirty Harry is flipping 80! Or will be in a few days...Darn! When the heck did he get old? Man! That just means I am aging too...which I gotta tell ya sucks...and sucks bad! I mean I work in an ER where 80 year old men poop their pants and can't feed themselves but dang he is still working and directing films...well he did I think up until last year (Grand Torino) Most people are in terrible shape and over use the healthcare system. Kudos to Clint Eastwood and any other person his age that takes great care of themselves!!!

Man...do you feel lucky...do ya? do ya? PUNK!
I always wanted to say that--LOL







Monday, May 24, 2010

Total Randomness....Are you even surprised? Really?

Ok so this is going to be my potpourri blogpost...Just some things on my mind...
I just have to disclose...

DISCLAIMER * This blog is my opinion! My opinion only..well sorta! Everyone always agree with me ...right? If you don't agree, I really do not care to be quite honest. I do enjoy feedback but I am very opinionated...blah blah blah! Anyways...here's my randomness...


So I logged onto my yahoo email acct and saw the article about Lindsay Lohan in Court. So apparently she is going to have a beautiful new accessory! Pretty Hot huh? It's apparently all the rage in Hollywood---LOL



She went to the Cannes Film festival in France last week and partied it up instead of being home. She knew she had a court date...why didn't she show up for her original court date? Ummm hello...it's because she thinks that she is above the law! Apparently she "lost" her passport?!? Ha that's a good one! It's the dog ate my homework excuse! Sooo sad because she really is a very talented girl! Heartbreaking...



I think the pic above just shows how uninterested she is and could care less. I always tell my kids that sometimes it's not what you say,it's how you say it and how you present yourself!

She's really lucky I was not her judge because her butt would be sitting in a mandatory rehab house or jail cell! How many chances is someone going to have before something bad happens! Maybe ...she should have a parent who has lost her child/loved one to a drunk driver decide her sentence instead of this jack a** who just gave her a slap on the wrist! She also stated that she is filming a movie in Texas so she may need certain conditions while she is in Texas...come to find out that's a CROCK! Are we even surprised? Really! Sooo annoying! It seems like something bad has to happen before something is done...Great Role Models huh?


OK...NOW onto better things more cheerful things...I was watching Food Network and Sandra Lee was on with her money saving meals show...she was making a stuffed meatball with spaghetti. DELISH! It looked so yummy and very cost effective. I think her total for a family of four was 13 bucks! Great deal! I know a lot of people do not like Sandra Lee but I do...



Ok so here's the link to her recipe. I will of course add to her recipe...cause that's just how I roll. I like to doctor things up!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/spaghetti-with-meatballs-recipe/index.html

Then she made this cheesecake recipe in the slowcooker...for real! Never thought to use a slow cooker for cheesecake?!? Seriously looked awesome!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/slow-cooker-cheesecake-recipe/index.html

Looks fabulous! I am going to try it tomorrow so I'll update but for tonight we are having the meatballs and I will post to let you know how it goes...(they are in the oven now and were super simple!)


* Had the meatballs YUMMY! BUT of course doctored it like I said..I added a packet of Zesty Herb Italian seasoning mix by McCormick, some Lipton onion mix, garlic & parmesan to the recipe. Also add some butter and garlic to the cooking pan while baking!

BON APPETIT! I think that's how you spell it...

MORE CRAZY NEWS IN THE WORLD....

So there was another interesting story on Yahoo. Click on the weblink below for the full story ...but it goes a lil' something like this...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/y_detroit/y_detroit_ts2286

There's this lady...who fell asleep on the plane and is now sueing the Airlines...Really? What the hell is this world coming to? And how the hell do you not see that someone is on the plane? I bet you she was in the bathroom and was hiding---LOL...Oh Lord do we not have better things to do. She is sueing them for
false imprisonment, emotional distress and negligence. Palease! So it's their fault she didn't wake her a** up long enough to get off the plane...The ride from Detroit to Philly is not that long...what is she narcoleptic? Get a life!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Z-A * It will totally make sense in a minute!

Ok I thought for those of you reading this you might want to know a lil more about me than you think you may know...some of you really know me and others well ...don't or may think you do but ...well whatever...soooo here goes...Read if you like...since I still have problems with mild dyslexia, I felt as though it would make sense to go backwards...

Z
ZOOLANDER


Some of my favorite quotes from one of my favoritest(is that a word?)movie...

* Words can only hurt you if you try to read them.
Don't play their game! - Derek Zoolander

* I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.- Derek Zoolander
* How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? - Derek Zoolander

hahahahaha I love that movie-stupid but funny!

Y
YAHOO MAIL
I couldn't live without my e-mail :) sad but true...

X
XANTHODERM

...or you could just say I'm Asian...Google it...I did...it's funny! Sorry X is a hard letter...gheesh!


W
WERTHERS ORIGINALS & WHATCHAMACALIT'S




These are my two favorite candies, they bring back good childhood memories...all I'm saying...


V
VACATIONS

I love vacationing, I wish it were my job but...I'm not so lucky...Darn it!

U
UNDER ARMOUR

Love this brand of clothing and I really love that a Marylander created it...well since that's where I'm from and all...


T
TWILIGHT

Need I say more?!?

S
SHAWN

The love of my life! Gave me three of the best things in my life! My husband of almost 15 Years! I heart him! He is a great husband, father & provider and loves me even on my bad days...

R
RAVENS

Anyone who knows me, knows...I am a DIE-HARD RAVENS FAN! I LIVE FOR FOOTBALL SEASON! WHO ARE WE...RAVENS! Don't make me give you the dirty bird!
Q
QUALITIES
I'd like to think I have many--more good than bad, but only the people who truly know me, know what they are...the others just think they do...
P
PAJAMAS
If I could get away with wearing my PJ's all day everyday I would do it...there is nothing like coming home from a long day or night in my case and jumping into my fav. PJ's. Or on a cold snowy day...PJ's are just the best! Hugh is my hero...only because of the PJ's ---no other reason---ewwww...I LOvvvvvvve PJS!!!
O
OPRAH

Ok I'll admit it...I love Oprah...I do...sorry to disappoint...but I really think she's wise...I don't think she's God like some people do but...I do think she is doing good with her life here on earth.
N
NEUTROGENA

I love my Neutrogena make-up wipes, moisturizer and anything else I can name from this brand...just saying...MOISTURIZING IS VERY IMPORTANT! I like it...it's ggggggood!

M
MAKENNA
My daughter, my one and only. She's beautiful,smart but most of all she loves God and everyone! I love that about her! She is very athletic and tough but is very nurturing as well and will not take any crap from anyone...She is a very by the rule book kinda kid...everyone who meets her loves her!


L
LAUGHTER

What can I say...can't live without it....

K
KEURIG
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! BEST INVENTION EVER!!!

J
JUSTIN
This is my oldest, my first born. My son is a genius! He is goodlooking, smart and athletic, clutzy at times but means well...He has a big heart but doesn't want anyone to know it! He is now a teenager BUT he is still a great kid! He has huge dreams and can totally beat out any current ESPN news anchor for their job! NO DOUBT!

I
INFORMATION

I'm full of it, even if you don't care to know...

H
THE HANGOVER


Funniest movie EVER!!! I never laughed so dang hard in my life! Alan is my favorite character! (Pictured here with the baby) I can not even pick a single favorite quote because it's all freaking hilarious! They are coming out with a Part Two...I Can't Wait! If you haven't seen it...rent it, netflick it, red box it...whatever just watch it and I def. recommend watching it with friends!

G
GREEN
One of my favorite colors, it's the color of grass,trees,Kermit and of course MONEY! It's just pretty!

F
FAMILY & FRIENDS
Mean the world to me...once you are my friend...I try to keep you forever...If...it doesn't always work out...It's Definitely You not Me LOL....Family...well You're stuck with me forever!!!

E
ECLIPSE


Ok so this was the first thing that hit my brain! Got my tickets already...totally excited...I LOVE IT!!! Woo Hoo!

D
DOGS
I truly am a dog person and love all dogs! Well ...all excpet the ones that like to bite...I wish I could have a house full of doggies. ALL kids should grow up with a dog, they teach us sooo much! They love us unconditionally! I miss my Battie Girl very much and know that she is looking over us! I miss her everyday but we have crazy Brenna to keep us busy!

C
COLBY

Colby, Colby, Colby...where do I begin? My youngest child and truly my funniest kid...well actually funnier than any kid in real life or even on tv. He is a Momma's boy..and just a ball of personality! He has been like this since the day he was born and I am curious to meet the woman who he spends the rest of his life with...* laughing...she's going to need a helmet!

B
BEACH


I love any & every beach...Wrightsville Beach is one of my favs though! I absolutely fell in love with the charm of this quiet, non-commercialized beach and hope to retire there! Ahhh...I can hear the waves now...

A
AMAZON.COM
LOVE THIS WEBSITE-I USUALLY BUY FROM THIS WEBSITE, TRUSTED, FAST AND EASY!

So...there you have it, hopefully didn't bore you to death...but that's me in a nutshell! Til next time....Peace Out!



Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Sooooo...there's this person....

That just really gets on my last friggin' nerves! You ever just wanna punch someone? So yesterday at the bus stop...my neighbor...so we'll call her Donkey's Butt so there's no confusion...So we are at the bus stop and being totally childish and cliquish because we can't stand Donkeys Butt, so we shut her out. Childish and lame but I don't care.... When I overhear her telling all the kids at the bus stop about her kids b-day party (next week) about how only the special children are allowed to come and there will be a horse there and cake and ice cream.

I just started laughing to myself thinking she was totaling directing that comment to me because my kids were not invited and ha! I think it's funny that she actually thinks I give damn!!! My kids think she's lame too.

Her kids are those kids....you know the loud obnoxious ones that cry in the store if they don't get candy or the things they want! You know the ones that cry about everything...and even hit their parents...the ones that are in every sport-wait let me rephrase...not just in everything...but of course the very best at everything they do...hands down...one word...ANNOYING!

Every day she hauls a crap load of toys to the bus stop (you'd think she was having a yard sale) because her kids run the house...well her kids are going to be crying when they DO NOT get an invite for Colbys party...and we are having a carnival theme...woo hoo! * More details to follow...sorry I had to vent peeps....Donkey Butt is going to drive me to drink! Seriously...oh yeah to top it off did I mention she works with me too?!?

Oh yeah...aren't I lucky and everytime she is at work , it's all about how great she is...cause apparently Donkey Butt is by far a SUPER NURSE and we were unaware?!?
(by the way was let go from two other hospitals in the area because ---she's a loser) Her kids are models (lie) ...her husband is sooooo great (yeah-he's so great she told me he was gay)...I totally don't care that he's "gay" I love all my gay friends, it's the simple fact that why would you share that with someone and random strangers esp. since he swears that he's not and is obviously embarassed by it. I don't care what you do behind closed doors...I really don't...I just feel bad for the guy cause he's stuck with Donkeys Butt...at least until she's tired of him this time around...I think this is husband #3?!? Nice! Oh did I mention that she told this husband that the husband #1 was dead and guess what...another LIE...you know how he found out...good old Facebook! Hahaha! Hmmm and di I mention that she stole pain meds from a neighbor of mine...Rehab sounds like a good place for her...or maybe Holly Hill sounds a tad better?!? (Crazy Hospital)

Oh yeah did I mention that she has the biggest & prettiest house on the street (actually the smallest) oh and that she thinks the fertility doctor is really her two youngest kids father because they look nothing like her husband?!? WHAT! Are you kidding me? Hey I know I am being petty and stupid but her being is just sooo soooo....ughhhhh.... ANNOYING...I used that word already didn't I?

Hmmm new word for annoying?!? How about....troublesome, aggravating, pain in the "ass",vexatious, ugly...yeah that just about covers it....you know you know someone just like this....LOL

Not very Christian like but a person can only take so much...

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Da List...continued

Ok so I have been working on my list...

Here it is....So have to go back further into my posts...I'll refresh your memory!

1. Clean and organize my closet
2. Travel to at least 3 2 different cities. (Ones I have never been to)
3. Drop 3 dress sizes and keep it off
4. Buy new window treatments
5. Shred all junk mail as it enters
6. Create an online cookbook
7. Go back to school
8. Buy the Cricut machine
9. Sign-up, Walk and raise $ for CF (Cystic Fibrosis)
10. Do a 5 K and actually run
11. Debug my computer
12. Download family pics and create albums for them
13. Finish my ancestry family tree * Really close-I have really made great progress with this!
14. Paint my bedroom & bathroom (or maybe hire someone to do it?!?)
15. Redo my landscaping & plant more flowers
16. Attend a musical or theatre production
17. Schedule & Have a Tupperware party * Scheduled for Feb.27th)
18. Go to Works of Clay and create beautiful pottery of some sort
19. Read 5 3 new books (2 down...3 to go)
20. Attend midnight premiere of Eclipse (I know...I know ... pathetic)
21. Buy a new camera
22. Buy new lighting for the house
23. Organize the garage
24. Re-learn sign language and teach my children
25. Send out more birthday cards and less E-cards/emails
26. Sync and organize my google calendar with Shawns
27. Buy a Ravens Fathead for the Loft
28. Volunteer more at the kids school
29. Go to church more
30. Incorporate a custom calendar at my house that has everyones schedules on it (sports, school,etc.)
31. Volunteer my time at a charity, shelter or something like that...maybe bring my kids along for the ride...
32. Be THANKFUL and not complain as much ( this is going to be my hardest goal...)
33. Work less

So there ya have it...I am trying you guys...honest...I know it doesn't seem like alot but...I am REALLY TRYING...stay tuned...I still have more pics of Chicago to upload :)