Ok so I totally needed a good laugh...no wait...a great laugh!

I am pretty sure in this montage of blogs, tweets and facebook posts that somewhere I have talked about people's stupidity and the association of baby names...ahhhh...yes...people's stupidity. I for one...love a good laugh...but this one had us rolling at work so hard that I almost peed myself...NO PUN INTENDED...you'll see why in a minute...

Ok so we have a few girls at work that are pregnant and we got to talking about weird baby names...it was pretty slow and we had finished everything we needed to and we were trying to stay awake. So....I had told them this story I read about on snopes...that this young lady brought her daughter into a Children's hospital for a routine child visit. On the medical record, the nurse had noticed the name read
"URINE" but was pronounced Urin-ie <---- Seriously?!? Not wanting to be rude, she asked the Mom , what was the story behind the name? The woman explained that "her daughter was born premature and was really sick and they didn't know if she would make it. She had to stay in the special care nursery. We did not have a name yet for her. Every day the nurses said they were praying for my daughter. One day I came in and found that the nurses had already named her. There was a piece of paper on her incubator that read " PLEASE SAVE URINE" So I knew that was going to be her name"

* * * I WAS NO MORE GOOD AFTER THIS STORY!!! * * *

WTF?!! Are you serious? I can totally believe itthough ... because you know why ...when I worked in pediatrics I saw a lot of really strange & weird names and that was just in this area...I can only imagine in other parts of the country! I thought you all would get a good kick out of this....Needless to say the girls at my work are not using this name suggestion...Thank GOD !!! Hahaha!!! I can definitely see why!

There are some other good ones on there here's the link...

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

Let's just keep adding it on....

Again here I am I haven't written in what feels like ages....I am not sure how to type without pouring my heart and eyes out....I have so many emotions right now I can barely contain myself...everyone always says God can only give you what you can handle...Really? Then why is he giving me so much and why do I feel like I'm drowning? He must think I am like friggin Hercules!!! Which I can admit...I am not...I mean I can do a mean squat still but darn...



In the last two months to be exact, I lost my Aunt (49 yrs old),
Cousin (33)and a good friend (33)...all unexpectedly....and the kicker...I find a lump in my breast 5 days before my 34th birthday...





HAPPY * BLEEPING BIRTHDAY....



Nothing right....80% of lumps are nothing...well of course Shawn was out of town.....so my neighbor went with me ....after about 3 hours of torturous mammograms & ultrasound tests. The radiologist, tells me in a slow motion dreaded voice...
" Mrs...it's a solid mass, it needs to be biopsed....any questions?"



Seriously? What! Questions ? Questions? What questions would I have other than WTF? How did the heck did that get in there? And can you change the answer? I know what you are all thinking...why is she freaking out, it's probably nothing...maybe you're right...I'm really hoping I'm wrong here...for the first time in my life....well because of the lump in my neck and the previous lump on my ear...I'm a lil freaked out...and to be quite honest...

The stats don't lie...about 40,000 women die each year from Breast Cancer. 1 out of 8women have a chance of getting invasive breast cancer each year. This is terrible... Think about this....you and seven of your closet friends, facebook buddies, whatever...I am glad the NFL is representing Breast Cancer, it has really opened my eyes. 1 out of those 33 will die...not very good odds....




So I don't care how old you are...early detection is the key...Hug your kids a lil tighter...sometimes your family...will always be shitheads...there's no hope for them...just know you are the best you can be and leave the rest up to God...I know he has a plan for me...God help us all if he puts me in charge of something...You all know me ...CONTROL FREAK!!! Watch out World!

LOVE YOU BISHES!!!! Til next time I will try better to write more often, just haven't had the motivation....But on a higher note...no pun intended...I watched the whole first season of Glee...LOVED IT! I am hooked now...it's just so damn funny and brilliant...just brilliant! Sue Sylvester makes me laugh out loud like no other! I know...I'm a loser! But hey I never said I wasn't....

Continuation....

Ok so my somewhat boring life is well...not so boring...I have been going through a lot over the past few months and am really not sure what to do about it? We have a lot going on and I just feel like I am going to scream sometimes! So I have had this lymph node in my neck that has been there since Easter. There was one that popped up behind my ear before Easter but went away...then the one on my neck...and I have had a few more pop up here and there...but the one on my neck has not gone away. And it is quite large. I have been referred to an ENT that says I have either cat scratch disease or lymphoma. NICE huh? Well seeing that I do not own a cat, you can see how nervous I am. I am now in search of a new ENT. My friend at work gave me a few names, I am going to do some research before I have someone take it out. I am extremely tired...a lot and some days I feel like I can not function. But...I love God with all my heart and know no matter what anyone else thinks...he will take care of me :)I'm sorry but I do not want to dwell on this because it makes me sad. My primary care physician feels as though we need to remove it asap because I have been on three different types of antibiotics and none have worked.

So there's the big secret...So now moving on...I will keep you posted!



Anyways...I read an article on Yahoo Finance...saving money buying generic...so here it is...



http://financiallyfit.yahoo.com/finance/article-110214-6160-2-5-generic-products-that-are-just-as-good?ywaad=ad0035

Great read! I know in this day and age we are all trying to save a few bucks! I will post some other things in the next few days that I have gathered up that have really really helped me save a buck or two! TTYS! Love ya bishes!

Til next time....

Darn it's been a while...

Soooo much has happened in this crazy life of mine since the last time I blogged...well I am now officially an orphan...not in a literal sense but in a way that I am no longer speaking to my family...YUP...they are all crazy and I am just tired of them acting like they do. To put it plainly...or keep it PG-13, they are all buttholes...the only one who is not... is my brother K and my Dad is borderline (sometimes he's fine then other times he's just mean & crazy)...My sister in law M, is no longer speaking to me and I am not sure why? I love her & miss her and my nephew very much but ...again...I only want people in my life who want/need me in theirs...

So I'm a lil slow...but it's taken me 33 yrs now but I have realized that most of my family members are indeed crazy...I think I may have picked up on some of these traits but...I am not clinically insane! Therefore I am "normal" in a way I guess...at least that is what I believe. I wish things were different but sometimes damage has been done and apologies are no longer wanted... It makes my heart hurt but I have MY family...my husband and my kids and I have great friends! I think that's all I need...I'm learning that the hard way...I AM GRATEFUL & VERY BLESSED!!! THANK YOU GOD FOR THEM!

Well on a high note, one of my BFF's came to visit me during 4th of July weekend. It was a great weekend! I didn't want to see her go...Colby celebrated his 9th birthday * Yay! We had a carnival themed party and it was sooo much fun! Popcorn, sno-cones, corn dogs,carnival games...a kids dream!

I have to tell you though...birthday parties...well any celebration actually...gets me a bit giddy! I love it! If I could quit my job and open a party planning business I would soooo do it...maybe one day...

I have alot more to blog about ( kids already started school, donkeys butt, etc.) but I will blog later when I have more time. I promise I will blog tomorrow and fill you in on the other crazy things going on...PROMISE PROMISE...well if you care enough to come back tomorrow...


* RANDOM NOTE: By the way... I made some red velvet cupcakes from scratch & cream cheese icing tonight for work and they were so delish!

Here's the recipe if you like:

24 cupcakes
Ingredients
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon cocoa powder
1 cup applesauce
1 cup fat free sour cream/mayo
2 large eggs, room temperature (or eggbeaters)
2 tablespoons red food coloring
1 teaspoon white distilled vinegar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees (When in doubt 350)
Grease muffin pan with oil or spray
In a medium mixing bowl, sift together the flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, and cocoa powder.

In a large bowl gently beat together the applesauce, sourcream or mayo, eggs, food coloring, vinegar, and vanilla with a handheld electric mixer. Add the sifted dry ingredients to the wet and mix until smooth like pancake batter. (may be a lil thicker)

Divide the batter evenly using a 1/4 measuring cup.
Bake in oven for about 30 minutes-depending on your oven
Test the cupcakes with a toothpick for doneness.
Remove from oven with hotpads
Allow cupcakes to cool about a half hour before frosting
Frost and make sure you refrigerate

ICING
Ingredients
16 oz of cream cheese, softened (2 pkgs)
1/2 cup butter, softened
2 cups sifted confectioners' sugar
2 teaspoons of vanilla extract
1 tablespoon of vanilla pudding

Directions
In a medium bowl, cream together the cream cheese and butter until creamy. Mix in the vanilla then gradually stir in the confectioners' sugar & pudding . Refrigerate for about 1 hr before frosting.

Some Simple Recipes You Might Like! If Not...Oh Well...

So the other night when my hubby was out of town, we (the kids & I) decided to make s'mores...it was rainy out so the fire was out of the question...none likes soggy s'mores...So we improvised! Ok so it doesn't take a brain scientist to figure this out but here's what I recommend:


2 slabs of graham cracker
1 mini herseys
2 marshmellows

Place graham cracker on microwave safe plate (yes I had to mention safe)
place marshmellows on graham cracker slab

Depending on your microwave wattage, will depend on how long you cook it for. I cooked mine for about 10-15 seconds.

Remove plate carefully from the microwave and place mini hershey bar on top and then top with the other graham cracker slab. Press down until the marshmellow oozes out of the side.



Yummy! Quick & Super Simple! They were a huge hit!



* Pictured is a double decker!

Just because it's raining doesn't mean you have to give up on S'mores! Now if you don't have a microwave...then I don't know what to tell ya...
Enjoy!




Mexican Lasagna




So I remembered one time at a Church dinner, we had a Mexican Lasagna but with real lasagna noodles, not tortillas. So here is my doctored recipe. My family ate the whole pan. I served it with my secret fresh salsa (I will share later-not ready yet to give this to the world-haha) and mexican rice. YUMMY!

THIS WILL MAKE ONE 9 X 12 DISH WHICH FED MY FAMILY OF FIVE (INCLUDING ONE VERY HUNGRY TEENAGE BOY)



Looks kinda gross but trust me it's good & super easy! My camera is kinda sucky!

1 lb of ground beef
1 packet of taco seasoning
1 box of uncooked lasagna noodles (any brand is fine)
1 large jar of salsa or 2 small jars
1 reg can of enchilada sauce (any brand is fine)
1 small can of diced chiles
1 small can of olives (optional)
1 can of mexi corn
2 8 oz. bags of cheese (I used mexican cheese & colby/monterrey)
1/2 of green pepper diced
1/2 medium onion diced
1 cup of shredded lettuce


1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees
2. Over medium heat,Brown ground beef, rinse & drain.
3. Mix ground beef & taco seasoning together.
4. Remove ground beef from heat into large bowl
5. Add remaining ingredients to the bowl except cheese, mix well.
6. In seperate bowl, mix both bags of cheese together.
6. Spray 9 x 12 pan with cooking spray.
7. Line uncooked lasagna noodles in pan
8. Pour taco bowl mix, just enough to cover noodles (about 1/3)
7. Sprinkle the layer with cheese mixture
8. Repeat layer two more times. (noodles,mixture,cheese)
9. Bake covered about 1 hr. 15 minutes.
10. Take out and allow it to cool for about 5 minutes.
11. Top with 1 cup of salsa, remaining cheese (if any) shredded lettuce and olives (optional) My kids don't like them but I love them!

Garnish with guacamole and/or sourcream

I hope your family devours it like my pack of wolves did!

A Happy Day....

well until my daughter tells me that a lil boy in her class called her stupid?!? And...get this...that the only thing she'll be good for is being a stripper!!!

WHAT!!! Oh hell no!



That stupid kid is lucky I didn't know that during the ceremony or else I would have caused a scene and spent the night in the local police dept, pleading insanity! I picture it like something out of "Malcolm In The Middle".

What a lil s***head! My daughter is smart and beautiful, no she isn't the smartest kid (she does have a few learning issues) but saying she will be a stripper is demoralizing! My daughter is the most moralistic (is that a word?) kid I know...I envy how much she loves God and her family and is just very honest and true! Way more than others...including me! I told Makenna she knows she will be something big one day so don't let it bother you! Boys are just dumb!

BUT the truth is...it's really bothering me! I obviously know this kids an ass! He obviously comes from a family of asses....



If I could get 5 minutes with this kid and his stupid mother! Let me tell ya...

I told Makenna to tell him or anyone who ever said that again to tell them "Yeah too bad you would never be able to afford me...LOSER!" Is that bad?

Teenagers, Teenagers, Teenagers...

What is going on here? I feel like I am in a Twilight Zone episode...you know the one...the one where there's an alien living in your house? Right now alien count: 1 & a 1/2 ...I am going to go absolutely insane before 2020...that is when my youngest child is due to graduate...dang...that seems sooo far away....Ughhh cause it is! MAN!TEN YEARS! I have three kids in three different stages of life right now and I am about to go INSANE!

So what do I do until then. Felonies are not an option! I can't afford the bail...My youngest is still sweet, still hugs & kisses me. He is not ashamed to tell anyone he is a Momma's Boy. Which of course I think is sweet. My husband thinks that it's making him into a sissy! * Gasp! NO WAY!!! He doesn't get beat up on the bus or anything so we are good! FOR NOW!

But my oldest...ughhh everything is a debate. He says he is going to be an architect when he grows up but I am convinced otherwise...I was thinking more along the lines of Lawyer or Politician? I can say nothing right...unless it benefits him! I know one day I will get my sweet boy back (all my older friends keep telling me this) I am totally trusting them! My oldest is a goodlooking, smart, athletic boy and he knows it. Why he is so cocky...I do not know? Was it because when he was little I filled his head with positive things & high self esteems? Always telling him he was wonderful,number 1, great at everything? Damn did I do him an injustice...hopefully he'll outgrow it...or I will be a pain in his arse forever!


But like today...I was making his sandwich for his lunch and looked up at him to say good-bye and he now towers over me (not like that's hard) but he's almost 6ft. He said "Thanks Mom" and smiled! He does still allow me to pray over him which comforts me and I think it comforts him too.

My daughter is still sweet but she is dangling on the dark side...



a lil too much for my taste if you ask me...I have noticed that she is a little more emotional these days...she is 11...that horrid age! She calls herself a Tweener! How fitting! I like to call myself that too...but her Tweener is not that good...Somehow I can still hear my Dad saying "Just wait til you have kids...paybacks a b***h" Ughhh *Shaking my head! Grrr...I hate that he was right! With her it's just sooo much drama! This girl said this...this girl said that...I DON'T CARE! TELL THE LIL' B's TO SHUT IT...Probably not the best parenting advice but hey noone said I was Mother of The Year! Everyday it's a different drama...so much so that a reality show could set-up shop in my living room!

I just hope we can survive the next few years...it makes me really sad to think my oldest is starting high school...makes me sad *key sad violin type music here...makes me really sad...it takes me back to when he was little about 2 years old and all he wanted was me...he loved me and didn't talk back, just smiled and the little words that came from him were genuine and true...Ahhhh...memmories...cherish them...you know why? Cause sometimes that's all you got...everything else just gets sucked away...if you don't have a teenager...be grateful! For everyone else who will one day...Good Luck and I hope to see ya'll on the other side!

BEST KEPT LIL SECRET....GROUPON!!!

Groupon? I bet you are wondering what Groupon is? Well I'd be happy to tell you! Groupon is a website that gives you extraordinary deals but you have to act fast and have enough people to activate the deal. For ex: Today in my area, they had a special on golfing, a 3 par course with a bucket of medium balls (about 90 balls) for 7 bucks!

I am not sure how they can do this? But it is great on the wallet! Everything from restaurants to hotels to shoppping...they even have an iPhone application. All you have to do is sign up and register. They will email you with the specials on a daily basis! LOVE IT! Check out the video below to check out how it works!

www.groupon.com

So it seems ...

as though some people NEVER learn...

Ok...again this is my opinion and my opinion only...well maybe it is the opinion of others too but I have the gall to type it!



Natalee Holloway disappeared without a trace exactly five years to the day that a girl named Stephany Flores was murdered in Lima. What's the connection you ask? Well...allegedly...Joran Van Der Sloot * sound familiar? was the last one to see Stephany as well. Her body was found in his hotel room, stabbed and wrapped in a blanket.


* photos courtesy of www.cbsnews.com AP Photo



According to the article on yahoo news.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100603/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_peru_van_der_sloot

Van Der Sloot was supposedly seen entering his hotel room with the victim?

Think what you want... but honestly? Van Der Sloot's late father was a prominent judge where he was before...but Daddy is not here to bail him out this time! His lawyer says that he has a bullseye on his back! Really? A bullseye! He's lucky it wasn't my daughter because I would not need a bullseye!

Lawyers sometimes amaze me! I don't know how some sleep at night! I hope there is justice in this and closure! It is a shame that another family has to go through what the Holloway's did. Had he been in jail for the other " alleged" crime, maybe this wouldn't of happened? Just saying!

My prayers go out to both families...God Bless these two families, I hope they get the justice that has been well deserved for a long time...what's that saying...Kharma's a b***h!

Oh yeah did I mention he's on the run....not surprising...

ECLIPSE...TWILIGHT SAGA COUNTDOWN

Ok just saying...

days until the Eclipse Movie premiere, dinner...drinks...great friends and of course Edward & Jacob! Woo hoo!
Oh yeah and Emmitt too!

I swear I couldn't make this stuff up...LOL

So I was perusing the internet and figured that I would share with you some of the madness that I came across.



Below are some really some crazy off the wall news stories I found...sad but true!

Apparently you need to be careful next time you Google...



According to CBS.com...there is a pedestrian in Salt Lake City who is suing GOOGLE, claiming that they gave her unsafe walking directions after she was struck by a car while using their directions.

QUOTE on cbs.com: "As a direct and proximate cause of defendant Google's careless, reckless and negligent providing of unsafe directions, plaintiff Lauren Rosenberg was led onto a dangerous highway, and was thereby stricken by a motor vehicle,"

* SHE IS OF COURSE SEEKING COMPENSATION & PUNITIVE DAMAGES --- of course she is...Duh! This is absolutely ridiculous and I hope Google wins! I mean doesn't she have a brain where she can make sense of things that may just not be right. Hello! You don't step into traffic because someone or in this case something told you to?!? If it said rob a bank, would she have done that too...like my Dad use to ask me time and time again..." If your friend jumped off a bridge..." I think you know where I am going with this!

UMMM...I'm no rocket scientist but...
HOW ABOUT WATCHING WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE GOING???

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/06/01/tech/main6537604.shtml?tag=cbsnewsLeadStoriesAreaMain;cbsnewsLeadStoriesHeadlines


LESSON HERE...DON'T BRING YOUR GUN OUT SHOPPING WITH YOU...



According to http://www.seattletimes.com, a man while shopping accidentally shot himself in his testicles as well as his leg and foot.



No word on his condition. I know it's wrong but it sure is funny...I know I am going to hell...


IS THIS FATE OR KINDA CREEPY?



ACCORDING TO http://www.lehighvalleylive.com. There is a couple that is planning to wed on June 12th of this year. BUT...24 years ago they were born on the same day in the same hospital, where their mothers shared a maternity room together? I guess it's kinda cool in a weird sorta way...Some people say it was destiny...but really?!? I mean their mothers did stay in touch...and maybe prompted them...a lil? Who knows? I personally think it's like brother-sister creepy but whateva...who am I right? Good luck!


STAY AWAY FROM THE CAFFEINE...



Ok so this 17 yr old from NJ decides he is going to poop in a classmates soda during an auto-body shop. WHAT!!! WHAT!!! YES I SAID POOP! That is just EWWW! Really what kind of parents raised a kid to do that?!? If my kid EVER did something that gross or indecent I would kick their a**! The kid was charged with tampering with a food product...ya think?

The judge on this case ordered the teenager to serve probation along with 200 hours of community service. The boy has to write a letter to the victim apologizing. He also has to write a 1,000-word report on "why it's unhealthy to ingest fecal matter."

I'll give you four words...because you just shouldn't!!! What they should do is make that kid drink from the same can and see how good it is! Now that would be justice! GROSS!!!

LESSON: Don't be a weirdo!

Did you ever...

feel like just up and moving, just getting away from it all? Starting over somewhere else. Where noone knows you...

Shawn & I did that almost 5 years ago and I am getting the itch again. I obviously have deep rooted issues but really wish I could start fresh...Or maybe from being in the military so long...I just can't change?!?

If it weren't for my kiddos...I would have been packed and gone by now! Actually my kids are sooo great that they really wouldn't care, I don't think? I think my daughter would...but the boys wouldn't give a crap I love the unknown (at times). I have met some great people here & some not so much...but there is so much in the world that I haven't seen and wish that I could.

I guess I am going to have to wait til the kids move out 10 years from now...I just feel like there is too much darn drama where I am and I want out..but I guess you can NEVER escape it....but it sure is nice to think I can...

Thought for the day....

Or night since I am at work...

I am sitting here in triage, reading a people magazine that my awesome co-worker Mary let me read. There are lots of interesting articles in it...but what amazed me the most is as I was coming towards the end of the magazine... there were Celebrity Birthdays...

It reads...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
CLINT EASTWOOD,80
May 31, 1930

1930!!!! WHAT! Dirty Harry is flipping 80! Or will be in a few days...Darn! When the heck did he get old? Man! That just means I am aging too...which I gotta tell ya sucks...and sucks bad! I mean I work in an ER where 80 year old men poop their pants and can't feed themselves but dang he is still working and directing films...well he did I think up until last year (Grand Torino) Most people are in terrible shape and over use the healthcare system. Kudos to Clint Eastwood and any other person his age that takes great care of themselves!!!

Man...do you feel lucky...do ya? do ya? PUNK!
I always wanted to say that--LOL

Total Randomness....Are you even surprised? Really?

Ok so this is going to be my potpourri blogpost...Just some things on my mind...
I just have to disclose...

DISCLAIMER * This blog is my opinion! My opinion only..well sorta! Everyone always agree with me ...right? If you don't agree, I really do not care to be quite honest. I do enjoy feedback but I am very opinionated...blah blah blah! Anyways...here's my randomness...

So I logged onto my yahoo email acct and saw the article about Lindsay Lohan in Court. So apparently she is going to have a beautiful new accessory! Pretty Hot huh? It's apparently all the rage in Hollywood---LOL



She went to the Cannes Film festival in France last week and partied it up instead of being home. She knew she had a court date...why didn't she show up for her original court date? Ummm hello...it's because she thinks that she is above the law! Apparently she "lost" her passport?!? Ha that's a good one! It's the dog ate my homework excuse! Sooo sad because she really is a very talented girl! Heartbreaking...



I think the pic above just shows how uninterested she is and could care less. I always tell my kids that sometimes it's not what you say,it's how you say it and how you present yourself!

She's really lucky I was not her judge because her butt would be sitting in a mandatory rehab house or jail cell! How many chances is someone going to have before something bad happens! Maybe ...she should have a parent who has lost her child/loved one to a drunk driver decide her sentence instead of this jack a** who just gave her a slap on the wrist! She also stated that she is filming a movie in Texas so she may need certain conditions while she is in Texas...come to find out that's a CROCK! Are we even surprised? Really! Sooo annoying! It seems like something bad has to happen before something is done...Great Role Models huh?


OK...NOW onto better things more cheerful things...I was watching Food Network and Sandra Lee was on with her money saving meals show...she was making a stuffed meatball with spaghetti. DELISH! It looked so yummy and very cost effective. I think her total for a family of four was 13 bucks! Great deal! I know a lot of people do not like Sandra Lee but I do...



Ok so here's the link to her recipe. I will of course add to her recipe...cause that's just how I roll. I like to doctor things up!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/spaghetti-with-meatballs-recipe/index.html

Then she made this cheesecake recipe in the slowcooker...for real! Never thought to use a slow cooker for cheesecake?!? Seriously looked awesome!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/slow-cooker-cheesecake-recipe/index.html

Looks fabulous! I am going to try it tomorrow so I'll update but for tonight we are having the meatballs and I will post to let you know how it goes...(they are in the oven now and were super simple!)


* Had the meatballs YUMMY! BUT of course doctored it like I said..I added a packet of Zesty Herb Italian seasoning mix by McCormick, some Lipton onion mix, garlic & parmesan to the recipe. Also add some butter and garlic to the cooking pan while baking!

BON APPETIT! I think that's how you spell it...

MORE CRAZY NEWS IN THE WORLD....

So there was another interesting story on Yahoo. Click on the weblink below for the full story ...but it goes a lil' something like this...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/y_detroit/y_detroit_ts2286

There's this lady...who fell asleep on the plane and is now sueing the Airlines...Really? What the hell is this world coming to? And how the hell do you not see that someone is on the plane? I bet you she was in the bathroom and was hiding---LOL...Oh Lord do we not have better things to do. She is sueing them for
false imprisonment, emotional distress and negligence. Palease! So it's their fault she didn't wake her a** up long enough to get off the plane...The ride from Detroit to Philly is not that long...what is she narcoleptic? Get a life!

Z-A * It will totally make sense in a minute!

Ok I thought for those of you reading this you might want to know a lil more about me than you think you may know...some of you really know me and others well ...don't or may think you do but ...well whatever...soooo here goes...Read if you like...since I still have problems with mild dyslexia, I felt as though it would make sense to go backwards...

Z
ZOOLANDER


Some of my favorite quotes from one of my favoritest(is that a word?)movie...

* Words can only hurt you if you try to read them.
Don't play their game! - Derek Zoolander

* I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.- Derek Zoolander
* How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? - Derek Zoolander

hahahahaha I love that movie-stupid but funny!

Y
YAHOO MAIL
I couldn't live without my e-mail :) sad but true...

X
XANTHODERM

...or you could just say I'm Asian...Google it...I did...it's funny! Sorry X is a hard letter...gheesh!


W
WERTHERS ORIGINALS & WHATCHAMACALIT'S




These are my two favorite candies, they bring back good childhood memories...all I'm saying...


V
VACATIONS

I love vacationing, I wish it were my job but...I'm not so lucky...Darn it!

U
UNDER ARMOUR

Love this brand of clothing and I really love that a Marylander created it...well since that's where I'm from and all...


T
TWILIGHT

Need I say more?!?

S
SHAWN

The love of my life! Gave me three of the best things in my life! My husband of almost 15 Years! I heart him! He is a great husband, father & provider and loves me even on my bad days...

R
RAVENS

Anyone who knows me, knows...I am a DIE-HARD RAVENS FAN! I LIVE FOR FOOTBALL SEASON! WHO ARE WE...RAVENS! Don't make me give you the dirty bird!
Q
QUALITIES
I'd like to think I have many--more good than bad, but only the people who truly know me, know what they are...the others just think they do...
P
PAJAMAS
If I could get away with wearing my PJ's all day everyday I would do it...there is nothing like coming home from a long day or night in my case and jumping into my fav. PJ's. Or on a cold snowy day...PJ's are just the best! Hugh is my hero...only because of the PJ's ---no other reason---ewwww...I LOvvvvvvve PJS!!!
O
OPRAH

Ok I'll admit it...I love Oprah...I do...sorry to disappoint...but I really think she's wise...I don't think she's God like some people do but...I do think she is doing good with her life here on earth.
N
NEUTROGENA

I love my Neutrogena make-up wipes, moisturizer and anything else I can name from this brand...just saying...MOISTURIZING IS VERY IMPORTANT! I like it...it's ggggggood!

M
MAKENNA
My daughter, my one and only. She's beautiful,smart but most of all she loves God and everyone! I love that about her! She is very athletic and tough but is very nurturing as well and will not take any crap from anyone...She is a very by the rule book kinda kid...everyone who meets her loves her!


L
LAUGHTER

What can I say...can't live without it....

K
KEURIG
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! BEST INVENTION EVER!!!

J
JUSTIN
This is my oldest, my first born. My son is a genius! He is goodlooking, smart and athletic, clutzy at times but means well...He has a big heart but doesn't want anyone to know it! He is now a teenager BUT he is still a great kid! He has huge dreams and can totally beat out any current ESPN news anchor for their job! NO DOUBT!

I
INFORMATION

I'm full of it, even if you don't care to know...

H
THE HANGOVER


Funniest movie EVER!!! I never laughed so dang hard in my life! Alan is my favorite character! (Pictured here with the baby) I can not even pick a single favorite quote because it's all freaking hilarious! They are coming out with a Part Two...I Can't Wait! If you haven't seen it...rent it, netflick it, red box it...whatever just watch it and I def. recommend watching it with friends!

G
GREEN
One of my favorite colors, it's the color of grass,trees,Kermit and of course MONEY! It's just pretty!

F
FAMILY & FRIENDS
Mean the world to me...once you are my friend...I try to keep you forever...If...it doesn't always work out...It's Definitely You not Me LOL....Family...well You're stuck with me forever!!!

E
ECLIPSE


Ok so this was the first thing that hit my brain! Got my tickets already...totally excited...I LOVE IT!!! Woo Hoo!

D
DOGS
I truly am a dog person and love all dogs! Well ...all excpet the ones that like to bite...I wish I could have a house full of doggies. ALL kids should grow up with a dog, they teach us sooo much! They love us unconditionally! I miss my Battie Girl very much and know that she is looking over us! I miss her everyday but we have crazy Brenna to keep us busy!

C
COLBY

Colby, Colby, Colby...where do I begin? My youngest child and truly my funniest kid...well actually funnier than any kid in real life or even on tv. He is a Momma's boy..and just a ball of personality! He has been like this since the day he was born and I am curious to meet the woman who he spends the rest of his life with...* laughing...she's going to need a helmet!

B
BEACH


I love any & every beach...Wrightsville Beach is one of my favs though! I absolutely fell in love with the charm of this quiet, non-commercialized beach and hope to retire there! Ahhh...I can hear the waves now...

A
AMAZON.COM
LOVE THIS WEBSITE-I USUALLY BUY FROM THIS WEBSITE, TRUSTED, FAST AND EASY!

So...there you have it, hopefully didn't bore you to death...but that's me in a nutshell! Til next time....Peace Out!