Sooooo...there's this person....

That just really gets on my last friggin' nerves! You ever just wanna punch someone? So yesterday at the bus stop...my neighbor...so we'll call her Donkey's Butt so there's no confusion...So we are at the bus stop and being totally childish and cliquish because we can't stand Donkeys Butt, so we shut her out. Childish and lame but I don't care.... When I overhear her telling all the kids at the bus stop about her kids b-day party (next week) about how only the special children are allowed to come and there will be a horse there and cake and ice cream.

I just started laughing to myself thinking she was totaling directing that comment to me because my kids were not invited and ha! I think it's funny that she actually thinks I give damn!!! My kids think she's lame too.

Her kids are those kids....you know the loud obnoxious ones that cry in the store if they don't get candy or the things they want! You know the ones that cry about everything...and even hit their parents...the ones that are in every sport-wait let me rephrase...not just in everything...but of course the very best at everything they do...hands down...one word...ANNOYING!

Every day she hauls a crap load of toys to the bus stop (you'd think she was having a yard sale) because her kids run the house...well her kids are going to be crying when they DO NOT get an invite for Colbys party...and we are having a carnival theme...woo hoo! * More details to follow...sorry I had to vent peeps....Donkey Butt is going to drive me to drink! Seriously...oh yeah to top it off did I mention she works with me too?!?

Oh yeah...aren't I lucky and everytime she is at work , it's all about how great she is...cause apparently Donkey Butt is by far a SUPER NURSE and we were unaware?!?
(by the way was let go from two other hospitals in the area because ---she's a loser) Her kids are models (lie) ...her husband is sooooo great (yeah-he's so great she told me he was gay)...I totally don't care that he's "gay" I love all my gay friends, it's the simple fact that why would you share that with someone and random strangers esp. since he swears that he's not and is obviously embarassed by it. I don't care what you do behind closed doors...I really don't...I just feel bad for the guy cause he's stuck with Donkeys Butt...at least until she's tired of him this time around...I think this is husband #3?!? Nice! Oh did I mention that she told this husband that the husband #1 was dead and guess what...another LIE...you know how he found out...good old Facebook! Hahaha! Hmmm and di I mention that she stole pain meds from a neighbor of mine...Rehab sounds like a good place for her...or maybe Holly Hill sounds a tad better?!? (Crazy Hospital)

Oh yeah did I mention that she has the biggest & prettiest house on the street (actually the smallest) oh and that she thinks the fertility doctor is really her two youngest kids father because they look nothing like her husband?!? WHAT! Are you kidding me? Hey I know I am being petty and stupid but her being is just sooo soooo....ughhhhh.... ANNOYING...I used that word already didn't I?

Hmmm new word for annoying?!? How about....troublesome, aggravating, pain in the "ass",vexatious, ugly...yeah that just about covers it....you know you know someone just like this....LOL

Not very Christian like but a person can only take so much...