Wednesday, June 2, 2010

I swear I couldn't make this stuff up...LOL

So I was perusing the internet and figured that I would share with you some of the madness that I came across.



Below are some really some crazy off the wall news stories I found...sad but true!

Apparently you need to be careful next time you Google...



According to CBS.com...there is a pedestrian in Salt Lake City who is suing GOOGLE, claiming that they gave her unsafe walking directions after she was struck by a car while using their directions.

QUOTE on cbs.com: "As a direct and proximate cause of defendant Google's careless, reckless and negligent providing of unsafe directions, plaintiff Lauren Rosenberg was led onto a dangerous highway, and was thereby stricken by a motor vehicle,"

* SHE IS OF COURSE SEEKING COMPENSATION & PUNITIVE DAMAGES --- of course she is...Duh! This is absolutely ridiculous and I hope Google wins! I mean doesn't she have a brain where she can make sense of things that may just not be right. Hello! You don't step into traffic because someone or in this case something told you to?!? If it said rob a bank, would she have done that too...like my Dad use to ask me time and time again..." If your friend jumped off a bridge..." I think you know where I am going with this!

UMMM...I'm no rocket scientist but...
HOW ABOUT WATCHING WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE GOING???

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/06/01/tech/main6537604.shtml?tag=cbsnewsLeadStoriesAreaMain;cbsnewsLeadStoriesHeadlines


LESSON HERE...DON'T BRING YOUR GUN OUT SHOPPING WITH YOU...




According to http://www.seattletimes.com, a man while shopping accidentally shot himself in his testicles as well as his leg and foot.



No word on his condition. I know it's wrong but it sure is funny...I know I am going to hell...


IS THIS FATE OR KINDA CREEPY?



ACCORDING TO http://www.lehighvalleylive.com. There is a couple that is planning to wed on June 12th of this year. BUT...24 years ago they were born on the same day in the same hospital, where their mothers shared a maternity room together? I guess it's kinda cool in a weird sorta way...Some people say it was destiny...but really?!? I mean their mothers did stay in touch...and maybe prompted them...a lil? Who knows? I personally think it's like brother-sister creepy but whateva...who am I right? Good luck!


STAY AWAY FROM THE CAFFEINE...



Ok so this 17 yr old from NJ decides he is going to poop in a classmates soda during an auto-body shop. WHAT!!! WHAT!!! YES I SAID POOP! That is just EWWW! Really what kind of parents raised a kid to do that?!? If my kid EVER did something that gross or indecent I would kick their a**! The kid was charged with tampering with a food product...ya think?

The judge on this case ordered the teenager to serve probation along with 200 hours of community service. The boy has to write a letter to the victim apologizing. He also has to write a 1,000-word report on "why it's unhealthy to ingest fecal matter."

I'll give you four words...because you just shouldn't!!! What they should do is make that kid drink from the same can and see how good it is! Now that would be justice! GROSS!!!

LESSON: Don't be a weirdo!


1 comment:

  1. OK. So where do you find this stuff? It's hilarious.

    I'm with you on the Google thing.

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